You’re starting a new job in a company that is run by your aunty. As your manager I’m welcoming you, and showing you your employment package and it includes a baby’s dummy or pacifier. I explain that you’ll be expected to suck on your dummy while you’re at work and all the people in every department have been told this.

Then I show you how you can pop the dummy in your mouth and suck on it as you work. You’ll be attending meetings and you can sit quietly and suck on your dummy in them.

I make you start sucking on a dummy while I talk to you. You’re going to suffer maximum ... Show more