I am taking some files to the despatch clerk at work and while I am there I ask him to donate to a disaster charity. He refuses as he always does and says they do not need it.

As I am about to tell him off I notice he has a mixed wrestling site on his computer as usual with a picture of a woman schoolgirl pinning a man. I laugh at this and he angrily says she just made him tap and that no woman could do that to a man. He has no idea that I am an expert wrestler and facesitter so I challenge him that if I can pin him and make him tap right now he will donate $20 to charity.