I’m packing up some pictures in my art shop to send to customers. A friend is helping me but he says, “Do people really buy this rubbish?” I tell him these are good pieces of art and to watch himself or he’ll find himself on the floor with me on top of him. He picks up the next piece and says it’s rubbish too as he passes it to me so I grab his shoulders and quickly push him on his back.

Before he can react, I jump on him and sit high on his chest in a schoolgirl pin. He struggles and tries to push me off but I’m determined and with my knees on his arms, I grab his wrists and pin t... Show more