I've had a bad day, and I need a good laugh. I think I have an idea to cheer myself up, but it's going to have to come at your expense. Come right up close to my mouth as I burp directly into your face! And I've just had a rather fragrant curry dinner, too.

At least I thought this was at your expense. Are you actually enjoying this? Now I'm just laughing at what a pig you are. Belching is certainly unladylike, but you're revolting. Well, if you like the way that smells, you'll probably love it when I add some chugging into the mix. Ugh. Now this is just sad. You really are having ... Show more