My date cancelled on me. Well, he actually didn't even show up. He left me sitting, waiting at the restaurant for 3 hours before I finally said I guess I'll just go home. He must have been secretly watching me outside because as soon as I started driving away he called me to cancel. A little date buddy! Forget him, I'm going to go home and eat some junk food.

I get home and eat some candy and chips. It taste a little different, I'm not sure why. My belly slowly starts to bloat, growing larger and larger by the second. My ass is going to become the size of a house if it does what my...

My date cancelled on me. Well, he actually didn't even show up. He left me sitting, waiting at the restaurant for 3 hours before I finally said I guess I'll just go home. He must have been secretly watching me outside because as soon as I started driving away he called me to cancel. A little date buddy! Forget him, I'm going to go home and eat some junk food.

I get home and eat some candy and chips. It taste a little different, I'm not sure why. My belly slowly starts to bloat, growing larger and larger by the second. My ass is going to become the size of a house if it does what my stomach is doing. Confused and wondering if there is some new ingredients in my favorite treat making this odd effect happen, I continue to eat. Stuffing my face bite after bite until I am sitting on the ground, struggling to stand and feeling like my stomach might just pop like a BALLOON. I take another bite and BOOM!