You take me on a first date to this small art museum downtown. It's such a lovely museum and we are having such a great time. We are laughing and looking at this beautiful pink and gold crystal art piece when suddenly I burp. I apologize and get so embarrassed, but you seem to think it was cute. Even sexy! I embrace the burp and continue to let them rip. You love it and everyone else around us seems disappointed and grossed out. I begin to make eye contact with those uptight looky loos and tell them I'll burp if I want to.

Our first date went amazing, I hope you'll take me on a sec...

You take me on a first date to this small art museum downtown. It's such a lovely museum and we are having such a great time. We are laughing and looking at this beautiful pink and gold crystal art piece when suddenly I burp. I apologize and get so embarrassed, but you seem to think it was cute. Even sexy! I embrace the burp and continue to let them rip. You love it and everyone else around us seems disappointed and grossed out. I begin to make eye contact with those uptight looky loos and tell them I'll burp if I want to.

Our first date went amazing, I hope you'll take me on a second one.