After a nice morning of hanging out next to the pool, I head over to my garden and pick a couple of vegetables for a light lunch. To my surprise, I see a new creature running around and climbing on my vegetables. They almost look like tiny humans. I had inside and plate my food. I sit down and to my surprise and yet again I see these tiny creatures. They are hanging out on my plate. One is climbing some broccoli, another is laying on my crackers, and it looks like another fell inside of my bowl of beans. These tiny human like creatures are chaos.

I say "Oh well. More protein" and p...

After a nice morning of hanging out next to the pool, I head over to my garden and pick a couple of vegetables for a light lunch. To my surprise, I see a new creature running around and climbing on my vegetables. They almost look like tiny humans. I had inside and plate my food. I sit down and to my surprise and yet again I see these tiny creatures. They are hanging out on my plate. One is climbing some broccoli, another is laying on my crackers, and it looks like another fell inside of my bowl of beans. These tiny human like creatures are chaos.

I say "Oh well. More protein" and proceed to start eating my lunch. I start off with the broccoli, which has a weird bitter taste to it. This little person doesn't taste very good.

Fast forward, these little people are very bony and crunchy and get stuck between my teeth so I must use my fingernails to try to pull all of it out of my teeth. These little people make me gassy. I began to burp. Loud burps, soft burps, and long belches. I even have a few farts come out. Oh boy these little people really are chaos.

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