I like my boys well fed, maybe it's the Italian in me. I want to plump you up. I want to feed you until your belly is so full it can't hold anymore, and shove another bite in there. I know you can't handle all of that right now, so we will start off slow. I want you to eat this whole bag of Christmas Cookies for me. Yes, good boy! I can almost feel the calories gaining on you. Let's make a deal sweetie. I want you to get big! I want you to gain 30 pounds this month for me. 30, NO LESS! Can you do that for me? Will you make me happy?

I like my boys well fed, maybe it's the Italian in me. I want to plump you up. I want to feed you until your belly is so full it can't hold anymore, and shove another bite in there. I know you can't handle all of that right now, so we will start off slow. I want you to eat this whole bag of Christmas Cookies for me. Yes, good boy! I can almost feel the calories gaining on you. Let's make a deal sweetie. I want you to get big! I want you to gain 30 pounds this month for me. 30, NO LESS! Can you do that for me? Will you make me happy?