I was SO horny the other night and decided that instead of just getting myself off with my vibrator like I usually do, I'd try to stuff an entire box of Little Debbie's as fast as I could at the same time... I had no idea I'd finish the whole thing in 6 minutes! I knew the whole box was 1500 calories ahead of time, and I was so turned on at the thought of consuming all of that in a few minutes that I was frantically pushing them into my mouth as fast as I could. I just wish that you were there to push them down my throat for me. I have to admit, this has inspired me to try to start timing m...

I was SO horny the other night and decided that instead of just getting myself off with my vibrator like I usually do, I'd try to stuff an entire box of Little Debbie's as fast as I could at the same time... I had no idea I'd finish the whole thing in 6 minutes! I knew the whole box was 1500 calories ahead of time, and I was so turned on at the thought of consuming all of that in a few minutes that I was frantically pushing them into my mouth as fast as I could. I just wish that you were there to push them down my throat for me. I have to admit, this has inspired me to try to start timing myself eating more entire boxes and seeing how fast I can finish them... I'm going to try and get it down to 5 minutes!