It's almost my birthday and I just couldn't wait so I went out and got myself two huge cakes...I was gonna invite some friends over but the cakes looked so tasty I started to eat them with my hands and before I knew it I had wolfed down one and was starting on the other...looks like these two cakes are just for me now! I knew I would still want more so I also got myself a huge plate of french fries, and a whole box of snack cakes. It says a serving is just one, but you know I never want to stop at one, right? All that cake was so good but sooooo filling! My belly was totally flat but now it's...

It's almost my birthday and I just couldn't wait so I went out and got myself two huge cakes...I was gonna invite some friends over but the cakes looked so tasty I started to eat them with my hands and before I knew it I had wolfed down one and was starting on the other...looks like these two cakes are just for me now! I knew I would still want more so I also got myself a huge plate of french fries, and a whole box of snack cakes. It says a serving is just one, but you know I never want to stop at one, right? All that cake was so good but sooooo filling! My belly was totally flat but now it's bulging out like I'm pregnant, I don't think it will ever go back down! I realized I kind of like showing off my gigantic swollen belly though...especially when I know there are lots out there who appreciate it. Since it's my special day, why not show off a little? I definitely caught myself rubbing my stuffed-to-the-brim belly a lot during this massive binge! Happy birthday to me! P.S. did I mention I 'accidentally' wore a totally see-through shirt/dress and no bra? Oops! ;)