We’ve had some snow and I’ve popped out for a walk, but I get half way round and desperately need a pee.

So there’s only one thing for it, as I drop my leggings and do a doggy pee in the snow, it’s a long one and melts the snow as my hot pee hits it.

I certainly hope no one eats any yellow snow!

We’ve had some snow and I’ve popped out for a walk, but I get half way round and desperately need a pee.

So there’s only one thing for it, as I drop my leggings and do a doggy pee in the snow, it’s a long one and melts the snow as my hot pee hits it.

I certainly hope no one eats any yellow snow!