I come home from a day out shopping with the girls and want to show off some of my new clothes. I take out some shirts, change into a new tight crop top and tell you about my day...all of a sudden I start making faces and can't control the urge...I just have to lift my leg and let a Massive Fart RIP! I am so embarrassed and try to continue telling you about all the yummy fat burritos and milkshakes I ate, while trying to hold them in...but they just have to come out! Then I realize the look on your face means that you're aroused by my stinky farts so I turn around and decide to give you a g... Show more