"WANTED: Female positions open for experimental research in Bos Taurus gene splicing with company patented amatory libidinous stimulant for results in mammary growth expansion and cognitive reasoning deterioration. Must be able to live on campus for the duration of observation. No formal education needed. Must not have spouse or in relationship. Room and board provided..." It seemed like a dream job. All they did was ask me a few questions about my home and personal life...and then took my measurements for some reason...just for my uniform right? They even gave me a vitamin that I would hav... Show more