Honey come here! Guess what I just found!?
My old cheerleader uniform from college!! OMG I can't believe it!!

Do you think you still fit me?? ok let's try it! I'm so excited... Oh it's a little bit short but it does!

Oh honey... all those college memories come to mind now... I was a very very naughty cheerleader...

I don't know what would have happened if you knew me back then... do you think I would have a chance with you?

Well I have my tricks! let me show you how...