Your Loser dick has lead you to Poison Ivy‘s secret cafe in an industrial complex— where she serves "special" coffee to evil polluters and imbues her friends with resistance to toxins. Unfortunately, you offer absolutely NOTHING to Ivy, so she's not wasting her coffee or kiss on you. You'll happily drink up her spit of your own volition. It will turn you into a brainless, jerk-off, zombie who is OBSESSED with plants, but it will also amuse and please Miss Ivy.

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