I show off my sweaty, furry little armpits while topless. Describing their aroma, sweatiness and taste as I attempt to lick their divine pheramone-filled juice on to my tongue. I give you, my favorite armpit boy, an up close, intimate view of my cute, heavenly hairy pits. Over and over, I sniff at my pits. Detecting each aromatic note as my tongue struggles to reach to worship them.