Those flames had been burning for hours, but I knew they were No Match For My Pee, so I geared up for the dousing by sizing up my fiery opponent, then positioned myself just right for a direct hit. Spray flies from my Pressurized Bladder, traces a graceful arc through the nighttime air, hits the Red Coals, and Explodes into Vapor with a Loud Hiss. I call it a "Pissy-Hiss!" The Pee-Steam rises from the ashes and gets so dense that I briefly lose sight of the fire as the stiff breeze sends the cloud my way to engulf me. Undeterred, I continue to ultimate victory... because I've got the fire-powe...

Those flames had been burning for hours, but I knew they were No Match For My Pee, so I geared up for the dousing by sizing up my fiery opponent, then positioned myself just right for a direct hit. Spray flies from my Pressurized Bladder, traces a graceful arc through the nighttime air, hits the Red Coals, and Explodes into Vapor with a Loud Hiss. I call it a "Pissy-Hiss!" The Pee-Steam rises from the ashes and gets so dense that I briefly lose sight of the fire as the stiff breeze sends the cloud my way to engulf me. Undeterred, I continue to ultimate victory... because I've got the fire-power! Juicy Smooches, Lusty Louisa