Seeing your ex get married is sometimes hard.

So when I received an invitation, I wasn't for sure I wanted to go. Do I go and pretend to be happy for him? Or do I go and remind him what he will be missing..?

So I arrive and eventually get you alone.. and I remind you that she will never understand your bubble gum fetish. So for your wedding present, I will blow bubbles for you one last time. See what you've been missing? I give you the best send-off of your life.