Its the great british pie off i am the live presenter, unbeknown to me there are 55 contestants and i have to eat a slice of each pie, as the contest goes on i get so stuffed my belly is bursting, buttons holding on for dear life, i tell the studio they had better get a bigger sofa for me tomorrow on the show as am such a fat cow now the camera man has offered to roll me to the taxi. With each cut from the live feed i let my belly hang out and tell the camera man exactly how i feel how fat i am getting, how my tummy has had to expand and how humiliated i feel having t... Show more