Its the Christmas party and i am dressed up as miss santa, as i get my thigh high boots on to complete the costume a college comes in to see how long i will be as my partner they have picked for me is ready - he laughs and says i have someone very special. Weirdo i think as he laughs for no reason at all, but then it all becomes clear the joke is on me as they paired me up with the shortest man ever and to make it worse you have dressed up as Santa.

Just fuck my life right now we can’t go to the party with you dressed like that, you should of come as an elf your such a titch. ge... Show more