I am waiting for my lunch date looking out the front window of my house - waiting and waiting but he never turns up - whilst waiting i have Silly more and more, as one of my neighbours walks by i start rambling and invite him in. Trying hard to stay up i open the front door and let him in and begin telling him how angry i am at being stood up, He can see i am all dressed up with nowhere to go so offers to take me out to lunch instead, I get excited and start to apply my red lipstick, the last finishing touch, but the problem is after far too much fucking booze you don’t want to start putti... Show more