Well i have been trying to lose weight am down to one cake a day, well i think anyway, i also think size 10 jeans will be my size now. Fuck i was so wrong they take forever to even get over my fat arse and wow there is no hiding this muffin top, this is you, all your doing, i say diet you say no stuff this down your neck all calorific food, i know you love me cuddly but i loved these jeans but they only look good in the shops in smaller sizes.

You know what this is ridiculous its like having a jelly belly, wibble wobble i may as well give in lets order a take out and pudding too just go... Show more