Miles Madden is one of my favorite bitches- I mean, guyfriends (haha!) and he always entertains this fantasy that he is a better wrestler than me. I have to disabuse him of this ridiculous notion!

We go to the wrestling arena in the pits of darkness for our match. Actually, it’s just at a local photography studio, but I like to pretend. What I don’t need to pretend about is how dominant I am when it comes to wrestling men, despite my size.

Miles agrees to 3 5-minute rounds against me, using submission grappling moves. His stupid mistake! I beat him. Enjoy watching!