I get home from the gym, having just outlifted all the boys, and wearing one of my sexy microbikinis to show off my gorgeous muscles. I sit down with my apartment roommate, and he goes and downplays my athleticism and even calls me a ‘pipsqueak’! I won’t take this nonsense!

I get my revenge on this loser! I use my strong muscular thighs to squeeze his head with some scissorholds, and my tight glutes to facesit him into submission. That will show him not to mess with me again!