You know that uneasy feeling you have in the vanilla world, where people treat you with respect and dignity? That discomfort is understandable, given you don't actually deserve to be treated that way. You're an imposter. You're lucky you have me to be the Truth Teller - the only person who can see you for what you are and will be honest with you about where you stand in this world. The fact that this arouses you tells me everything I already knew about you - you're a natural-born loser. So, buy this clip as I whisper all the things you've needed to hear in your ear. Be sure to wear headphon...

You know that uneasy feeling you have in the vanilla world, where people treat you with respect and dignity? That discomfort is understandable, given you don't actually deserve to be treated that way. You're an imposter. You're lucky you have me to be the Truth Teller - the only person who can see you for what you are and will be honest with you about where you stand in this world. The fact that this arouses you tells me everything I already knew about you - you're a natural-born loser. So, buy this clip as I whisper all the things you've needed to hear in your ear. Be sure to wear headphones, because this is recorded in binaural audio for a full immersive experience.