Elan is privy to your worthless and in a moment of selfish saving, she has granted you a To-Do list. It's simple really. Since you amount to nothing (being the loser you are), you will convert all of your time, attention, and money to Elan. Yep.

Elan is privy to your worthless and in a moment of selfish saving, she has granted you a To-Do list. It's simple really. Since you amount to nothing (being the loser you are), you will convert all of your time, attention, and money to Elan. Yep.