Welcome to my throne room, little jester! Being the almighty Queen that I am, I have sent for you to entertain me. And what have I in mind? Why, for you to make a complete mockery of yourself, of course! I command for you to strip down so I can shame you for that disgraceful body of yours, all of those disgusting, flabby folds! And after I am thoroughly pleased with ruining you verbally, I punish you with the worst physical task of all (for you, anyway) -- torturous exercise! Can I stand my verbal lashings as I pit you against jumping jacks, push-ups, and... running?! Oh, silly joker, who is l... Show more