What have we here? Somebody's been a busy, huh? Perving on girls' feet when they turn away. Sniffing abandoned and stinky socks. Lurking in the depths of the internet to satisfy his secret foot fetish. And here you are, thinking you're in for some hot'n'steamy foot worship from none other than Foot Goddess Supreme Elan Kane. hahaha! Joke's on you, loser! I've been collecting evidence of your sordid deeds and plan on BLACKMAILING YOU! Ready to bow down and take it for your humiliating perversion? You disgusting, foot boy!