You find yourself in a lovely Asian restaurant being served by a lovely Asian waitress when she -- *gasps in astonishment!* "Is that YOUR penis?!" It's just so tiny! Our sexy server is none other than SPH queen herself, Elan Kane, and she is simply appalled with your insignificant dick! Have a hanky handy as Elan unleashes her SPH brilliance, comparing your puny prick to an itsy bitsy grain of rice!