You thought you've earned your place as my much-sought footstool? Of course you're not worthy! I order you the task to clean my filthy red Converse sneakers instead. Make sure you get them squeaky clean with that servant tongue of yours, vassal!

You thought you've earned your place as my much-sought footstool? Of course you're not worthy! I order you the task to clean my filthy red Converse sneakers instead. Make sure you get them squeaky clean with that servant tongue of yours, vassal!