Ready for some classic sph served cold and heartless? Of course Elan has something just for you! Elan is always on the ready to deliver humiliation just as you have always dreamed. Sit back and relax (if you can) as the little one pipes up on your sad, dickless body! Grab some tissues as she verbally slams you, debating on if you are even of this world. Ready for the torment? Never. But you know you want it either way.