My, my, my. What have we here? Such a puny, little pecker! Perfect to enroll into my one-of-a-kind SPH Summer Camp! (I know summer is winding down, but we can always dream to live in the glorious sun-filled days forever!) Who wants to go to camp for bonding or bug juice or macrame? Let's earn our badge in possessing the tiniest, most worthless penis ever! Meet you in the mess hall, cockless campers!

My, my, my. What have we here? Such a puny, little pecker! Perfect to enroll into my one-of-a-kind SPH Summer Camp! (I know summer is winding down, but we can always dream to live in the glorious sun-filled days forever!) Who wants to go to camp for bonding or bug juice or macrame? Let's earn our badge in possessing the tiniest, most worthless penis ever! Meet you in the mess hall, cockless campers!