Our Mistress Elan is holding auditions! Snarky Elan is in search of the BIGGEST LOSER on the internet! Are you such a pathetic sissy that you were frilly dresses in the darkness of your basement? Are you a pitiful virgin doomed for a sexless life? Maybe you're a senseless foot boy, enslaved to women's feet for the rest of your days? The loser list goes on and on and Elan's pretty set on finding the biggest failure of them all. Send Elan the dirt on what makes you a hopeless case and she'll compile them into a handy little list to burn you all! And who knows what's in store for the winner! Er.....

Our Mistress Elan is holding auditions! Snarky Elan is in search of the BIGGEST LOSER on the internet! Are you such a pathetic sissy that you were frilly dresses in the darkness of your basement? Are you a pitiful virgin doomed for a sexless life? Maybe you're a senseless foot boy, enslaved to women's feet for the rest of your days? The loser list goes on and on and Elan's pretty set on finding the biggest failure of them all. Send Elan the dirt on what makes you a hopeless case and she'll compile them into a handy little list to burn you all! And who knows what's in store for the winner! Er... LOSER!