Poor, unfortunate you! Your nosy secretary Elan has been busy doing some company research and has stumbled across your appointment book. Quite a few rendez-vous have been jotted down for you... secret "meetings." Our little snoop has uncovered a bit more dirt than you'd hope, too -- seems the big, bad boss sucks big, throbbing dick. Just how far will you go to keep this scandalous news from spreading down the company grapevine? Your wife? Your friends?