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Step right up, boys and girls! We've got ourselves a shame to society right here! The biggest loser in all the land with the tiniest dick to match! Truly a world oddity; the smallest penis known to man! Feast your eyes on the most hapless hint of male genitalia! Be shocked! Amazed! Saddened! And beyond disgusted! Oh, don't you worry about paying entry though; it's your sorry shitbean after all!