"So... In this video I want you to be a helicopter parent, attending a parent teacher conference for a who is just the worst student ever, However, you think that your is the best thing since sliced bread (like every American parent other than my own)... You come to the conference dressed in something proper, whatever you would like, something that a yuppie step-mom would wear, stereotypical, like a cardigan and your tightest skirt, something form fitting and conservative, with your hair down.. As for the part of the teacher, you can just repeat things that she says to you, with audacity, like...

"So... In this video I want you to be a helicopter parent, attending a parent teacher conference for a who is just the worst student ever, However, you think that your is the best thing since sliced bread (like every American parent other than my own)... You come to the conference dressed in something proper, whatever you would like, something that a yuppie step-mom would wear, stereotypical, like a cardigan and your tightest skirt, something form fitting and conservative, with your hair down.. As for the part of the teacher, you can just repeat things that she says to you, with audacity, like "he is not doing his homework? I see him do his homework every night and it is impeccable..." Completely improvised when it comes to this part, I have all the confidence in the world that you can hone in on the scope of what I'm getting at because you have thus far... The conversation goes on, with you lauding how great the is, and she is telling you how awful he is, and you are starting to try to get the upper hand of the conversation and be in power over her, like you were trying to run the show and gain the upper hand and turn this into a gloating fest about how great you and your family are... You go on, egotistically, arrogantly, in till the teacher stops you, and tells you that you are "talking out of your bottom" you respond to that with audacity, shocked that she has overstepped her bounds and you act upset and aghast with her words, then she begins to threaten you and tell you like it is, and the teacher games the upper hand in the parent teacher conference... You backtrack and humbly apologize, still acting arrogant, when she tells you that you were going to do an exercise, you start to take her into question again, and say that the interview is not about you, but she tells you to do the exercise anyway... The exercise is going to be that you are going to literally talk out of your bottom! She has you bend over in your skirt and move your butt cheeks apart as if your butt were talking, (if you have ever seen Ace Ventura), lol just like that, you open and close your butt cheeks with your hands as if your butt crack was a mouth talking, And you voice the words with your mouth (but your butt doing the talking)... You're extremely skeptical at first and try to sit back down and talk to the teacher normally, but she only answers you if you butt talk... You continue to go on when the teacher tells you to remove your skirt and underwear... You are afraid someone will see and ask her to close the door... But do it anyway and continue talking out of your butt... The entire time you're skeptical and not enjoying it... and when you're doing this, he starts to gloat about how good you are at it, and how eloquently you speak your butt and that you're starting to enjoy it... All the while opening and closing your bare butt cheeks with your hands... And as you gloat out of your butt.. Then the teacher says that you are full of hot air... and, bent over, you agree with her, talking to her through your butt, that you are full of hot air... And she says that you need to release all of that hot air, and you say you're in no way full of hot air! And she says to let it go, and you let it go, and you let out a huge fart with your buttcheeks spread open, and then abruptly sit down, embarrassed and apologizing and getting up to end the parent teacher conference, saying it's gone too far, you gather your stuff and try to leave, but, then you ask the teacher if you can try a little more farting exercise, if it's okay with her... and excitedly, you get in the same position and fart really loud, really silly again, and you look back to the teacher for approval, as if she has become your teacher, you ask her for pointers, while you fart away with your butt spread looking over your shoulder and close the video like an eager farting student proud and positive and perky, farting away bent over, talking the whole time ad her newest farting student!" All farts are done by mouth!