I have my feet propped out in front of me on the table. I slip my sneakers off to reveal dirty white socks that have "smell these" written on the bottom in black marker. "Damn, my feet smell! This athlete's foot is out of control. It's so itchy!" I start scratching my toes aggressively. My feet are now crossed so that the socks read "these smell". "What are you looking at?! My feet? Come over here and smell my feet...I know you want to." I continue scratching my feet. "They're probably the stinkiest socks you've ever smelled! You like that sweaty, corn chip scent? So gross!" I finally take ...

I have my feet propped out in front of me on the table. I slip my sneakers off to reveal dirty white socks that have "smell these" written on the bottom in black marker. "Damn, my feet smell! This athlete's foot is out of control. It's so itchy!" I start scratching my toes aggressively. My feet are now crossed so that the socks read "these smell". "What are you looking at?! My feet? Come over here and smell my feet...I know you want to." I continue scratching my feet. "They're probably the stinkiest socks you've ever smelled! You like that sweaty, corn chip scent? So gross!" I finally take my socks off, showing my wrinkled soles. I use the socks to itch in between my toes. "Do you want these smelly, fungus socks?" I throw the stinky, sweaty socks at you, for you to keep!