I have my feet propped out in front of me on the table. I slip my sneakers off to reveal dirty white socks that have "smell these" written on the bottom in black marker. "Damn, my feet smell! This athlete's foot is out of control. It's so itchy!" I start scratching my toes aggressively. My feet are now crossed so that the socks read "these smell". "What are you looking at?! My feet? Come over here and smell my feet...I know you want to." I continue scratching my feet. "They're probably the stinkiest socks you've ever smelled! You like that sweaty, corn chip scent? So gross!" I finally take ... Show more