Hey honey-- you ate all of your breakfast, right? I know.. I'm acting strange. It's just... I kind of put something in your cereal this morning. Don't freak out! I just knew you wouldn't take it if I told you what it was.... Hold on! It's just something I picked up from the psychic that opened up downtown recently.

I know. You don't believe in any of that... But I went to her and told her about the problems we've been having... about how my boobs are too small, and it's been affecting our relationship. I know you say they're fine, but I know you'd prefer them larger... and I don't ... Show more