Hello, Class. Settle down-- and give me your undivided attention, please. My name is Lilith, and your school has hired me to come in and talk to you all about Sex Ed.

I use a variety of different techniques to really drive home the importance of abstaining from sex. Now, before you roll your eyes-- hear me out. There are plenty of other things you can do to relieve yourselves of your hormones that do not involve sexual intercourse.

Today in class, I'll be teaching you three of my favorite techniques for relieving the male erection. I'll be covering the hand job, ... Show more