I bet you’re all wondering what types of food I eat that give me such bad gas! ???? All my nasty, noisy, LOUD farts that seem to go on forever can be thanked by the legumes and veggies in my diet. In fact, I’m eating one of my favorites right now: Broccoli! ???? I love broccoli, and I tease you as I let you watch me eat some, sauteed with rice. Yum!

Sure enough, I start farting before you know it, cracking long, gross, BUBBLY farts in my sexy tight black leggings. I pose all over my poor couch as I pass gas and grab my belly from cramps, and pinch my nose–oof, these really stink!... Show more