Aw, what’s the problem, slave? You bored, and need me to boss you around a bit? Looking for some orders, huh. Well, I’m just not sure what I can make you do for me... you’ve already cleaned, and organized and taken care of everything else I’ve demanded, so I guess I’ll have to get creative... then some “inspiration” hits, and I feel my tummy start to gurgle...well then, I think I’ve found my answer. Open your mouth, slave, and eat my FARTS!