Oof!! I ate a lot of salty, gassy food... I feel bloated... and water logged... and GASSY!! Just one of those days where I feel like a big tub of gas. You know what that means... you’re in luck! ???? Take all my farts in your face, loser, I know this is the highlight of your day! Take blast after blast, ending with some sticky smelly bubbling ass juice as my ass launches stinky gas torpedoes up your nose!