This stupid thong thinks it can contain my ass?? As IF! The fabric is so thin and scrawny, it barely even covers my asshole. Pathetic. I’m gonna teach it a lesson. You can watch and just wish you were this thong, sliding and flossing and trapped between my thick heavy buttcheeks! My farts pummel this stupid excuse for underwear over and over, from quiet butt gasps, anal gurgles, tiny toot whistles, popping, crackling and croaking, to full blown blasting ass.