Don't you just love a good cream pie? Every clown should. It's part of the circus life after all. I got you one for your face. Don't worry we'll do it together. The both of us. It's ok if you're a bit hesitant, but once you get used to it, you'll love it. It's so nice to get covered in cream getting nice and messy. All the frothy mess of a good cream pie dripping down your face. Soon you'll start to crave it. Soon it will be all you think about. Put on your best circus outfit and let's get messy together!