Admit it! We both know that you've secretly wondered what it's like to be kissed by a clown. Clowns have always drawn your attention, but what would it be like to be adored and loved by a clown girl? You don't have to worry that silly little head of yours anymore noodle. I am going to give you all the clowny kisses that your heart can handle. My big red lips are going to leave little lip gloss marks on your cheeks, your forehead, and your lips. That way when you see your friends later, they will all know that you weren't just kissed, but you have been kissing clowns. Doesn't it just make yo... Show more