Your Clown Goddess knows your secret. You don't have to hide it any more. You love pies! I totally understand as pies are a part of clowning after all. Don't worry noodle, your secret is safe with me. In fact, I have some pies right here. Some big fluffy cream pies for me and some for you too. I know you might be a bit nervous with this being your first time and all, so I will start. I will pie myself in the face getting covered in thick cream. It is fun get get wet and messy after all isn't it? That's a good boy. Now, ready for your turn?