Hiya Strudel Noodle! Welcome to the circus where we have all kinds of acts like fire breathers, trapeze artists, and more. Unfortunately none of those spots are open for employment for you. The only positions we are accepting are clowns. Oh, and also we aren't looking for male clowns either. If you want to join the circus you'll have to be a female clown. I was once in your same position, but love my new life as a circus clown girl so I have no doubts that you'll love it too. We'll have to put lots of make up on you, a wig, and of course you'll need a clown name once you become a sissy for ... Show more