It's oh-so-hard to be the boss, and feels oh-so-good to have the decisions taken away by your surprisingly feisty secretaries. Payback for your short temper? Or maybe Cara and I wanted to play role reversal with you. Simpler than that- we found your wife's contact info, and wanted to ensure our next reviews would reflect our hard work. Win-win.

Cara, our resident courtesan/office-girl is perfect in this professional role. Almost like she’s been in such an environment, hm...