You have been a naughty balloon so I'm going to blow you up and see how big you can get before I pop you. I take turns inflating you by mouth and with the electric pump. I talk about how big of a balloon you are getting and playfully squeeze you. Once you get filled to the max I tie you off and dig my nails in to your tight latex until you burst and then laugh about it. Ha Ha!

*shot in point of view*